Update On Asian Monster Fish

Speaking of Asian carp (and I believe we were), my source in the Ninth Coast Guard District (which includes the Great Lakes) tells me that beating back the monstrous fish “has been our number-one priority since approximately September.”

The Coast Guard Commandant has not yet authorized his forces to employ this method of responding to the threat:

I wonder how often one of those lines ends up getting dragged into the prop?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *