The Week’s Twitters (2009-05-30)

  • Hail, thunderstorms, bright sun. All at once. Just another day on the Mogollon Rim. #
  • Scratching my head over the hiker who just passed through Bird Camp — with six goats, laden with saddle bags. #

The Week’s Twitters (2009-05-23)

  • Enjoying not being in the woods for a change, but not minding the thought of going back tomorrow. #
  • Standing on a corner near Winslow, Arizona. #
  • The internet’s grip on my mind seems to be lessening after almost one month of tent living in the Coconino National Forest. #

The Week’s Twitters (2009-05-16)

  • Finalizing the details of my Ponzi scheme. #
  • Local weather forecast: hot, dry, on fire. #
  • Found a robin’s egg in a nest box in the meadow today. Pretty, but it would take a lot of them to make an omelet. #

The Week’s Twitters (2009-05-09)

  • The Scipionism of Scipio is precisely that part he could not borrow. #
  • In Flagstaff, the sun feels like it is out to get you. No tall buildings + the only mountains are north of the city = no escaping the rays. #
  • Can someone tell me what a “go to market partner” is? #
  • Flagstaff: the part built 100 years ago is great, the rest, not so much. And there’s a lot of the rest. #
  • Land of the free: Montana bans red-light cameras statewide. #
  • Flagstaff. Working in the Rendezvous coffee shop in the Monte Vista hotel. Just reserved the Bob Hope suite for later in the month. #
  • Sipping tea in the meadow just now, I felt more strongly than ever that we might be able to civilize these savages yet. Arizonians, I mean. #
  • Nonplussed by the flaccid national response to swine flu, Bird Camp is instituting a strict new order. Skulls on sticks, etc. #

The Week’s Twitters (2009-05-02)

  • Taking the grill they found in the woods seemed to me an obvious way to anger some band of vicious redneck cannibals. #
  • Using wireless internet in the empty dusty parking lot of the Happy Jack Lodge. About to pay $3 for the first shower since Saturday morning. #
  • Basking in the glow of successfully recording a cell-phone interview on the Mogollon Rim. #
  • Basking in the glow of successfully recording a cell-phone interview on the Mogollon Rim. #
  • Swineflu health map: #
  • Don’t call it “collections.” It’s “receivables management.” Also, “search and destroy” will now be referred to as “sweep and clear.” Got it? #
  • Guy with O2 tank at next table is watching an on-line video about “a fantastic moneymaking opportunity.” #
  • Some of the news coverage of swine flu might want to include the symptoms. So we can all start imagining we have it. #
  • Sleeping on the ground for a couple of days really makes you appreciate an old camper mattress. #
  • What is this thing called Bird Camp? All is revealed: #