The Week’s Twitters (2009-04-18)

Has anyone ever looked into why so many mystery writers have Mac- or McDonald as a last or middle name? #
Knives, headlamps, Snuggies. #
Missoula District 1 voters, be advised: Nancy Pickhardt sided with the teacher in that video controversy. http://tinyurl.com/ck9vec #
Small-town pleasures, Saturday errands edition: breakfast at B-way Bagels, 8 stores, no malls, 40 minutes total driving time, done by 12:30. #
Just invented the word “apocaflicks.” #
Why didn’t I think of promising $100,000 to fight malaria if 1,000,000 people started following me on Twitter? Oh, well, too late now. #
Sean Kelly’s sometimes makes me want to be a bartender again. #
So what is this Twitter thing everyone’s on about? Oh, wait. #
I was like yeah but like he was all no way. #
Apparently membrane roofs cannot heal themselves, despite what the name might lead you to think. On the plus side, no veins or throbbing. #
The sonority of words, not their transforming power. #
Might go with the membrane roof after all. #
If only I knew which roofer to believe. #
So when does the War on Pirates start? #
Waiting for the roofer before heading off to campus for a day of writing-exam scoring. #
Do you have to do EVERYTHING your pregnant wife asks you to do? Even buy Les Mis on iTunes? #
What does it say about me that I’ll eat the heel eventually, just never on the first sandwich I make from a new bag of bread. #
Just got an intriguing offer on life insurance — from AIG. #
Not having twins. #
I love the Mountain 102.5 American Idol contest commercial. #
One of the hardest things to comprehend about the baby we’re expecting this fall is here is a person who will have no money of its own. #
Looking for a good roofer in Missoula. #
Resenting the guy whose stuff is taking up one of the good tables at the Break while he visits friends’ table. Half hour and counting. #
Decided not to paint the porch creamy beige. #
If eating hamburgers for breakfast is wrong, I don’t want to be right. #
Happiness is remembering you already wrote a bang-up conclusion but have been forgetting to include it toward the minimum word count. #
No sign of the private detective this morning. Case solved? #